December 2009
7 posts
FACTS ABOUT THE BRAINMONKEY
#1 IT COMES AND GOES. NOONE KNOWS WHY.
#2 DESPITE BEING A STUPID MONKEY, IT BEHAVES LIKE THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE. WHICH IT ISN’T, OBVIOUSLY.
#3 THERE ARE GOOD BRAINMONKEYS AND BAD BRAINMONKEYS. ALL OF THEM ARE BRAINMONKEYS.
#4 A BRAINMONKEY ALWAYS TALKS ABOUT ITSELF.
#5 TALKING TO A BRAINMONKEY MEANS BEING A BRAINMONKEY, AS LONG AS ONE TALKS ABOUT BRAINMONKEYSTUFF. THIS GETS...
